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Noodle Appointed Chief Mouser

Noodle, Lord Andrew Musgrave’s pet cat, has been appointed as Chief Mouser of the Realm, the Government announced today.

While it remains unclear whether Noodle has ever successfully apprehended a mouse, observers have noted a strong commitment to appearing professionally vigilant near doors, windows, and suspicious-looking shadows.

Lord Protector Andrew Musgrave welcomed the appointment, stating that “Austenasia recognises the importance of dependable public servants in all areas of national life.”

The Government of Austenasia wishes Noodle success in her role and looks forward to many years of loyal service to Crown and Empire.

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Who is Andrew Musgrave? Lord Andrew Musgrave is the Prime Minister of Austenasia and one of its longest-serving officials. He joined Austenasia in 2013 and has served as Governor of Corinium Terentium since December of that year. After holding several government positions, he became Deputy Prime Minister in February 2024 and was elected Prime Minister in September 2024. During the constitutional crisis and interregnum of 2025–26, Musgrave also served as Lord Protector and Regent to the Crown. He relinquished those powers upon the accession of Johannes Karl I Augustus in July 2026 and continues to serve as Prime Minister.